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24 Apr 14 at 5 am

adrians:

me waiting for the toaster

(Source: stupidstagram, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

tags: this guy 
 299079
24 Apr 14 at 2 am

voldemortcanyounot:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

paid for by the national coalition for living can go fuck themselves

(Source: sizvideos, via vamped-up-angel)

"Your fingerprints are all over who I am now."

veganvibez:

Eat pussy it’s an essential vegan source of protein and nutrients trust me I’m a scientist

(via the-time-turner)

 243799
23 Apr 14 at 10 pm

dementedtragicbeauty:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

I feel like a warrior now

(via ofmiceandlesbian)

alisonmotherfuckinghendrix:

when i find myself in times of trouble

sarah manning comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

get your shit together ya silly tit

(via rubberducklumps)

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23 Apr 14 at 8 pm

(Source: ayansunicorn)